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redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

iammyurl:

By Erica Kuschel.

If this doesn’t make you want to visit Peru, then you don’t deserve to see these pics. Shoo shoo scroll away.

"I DON’T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS."

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

I don’t cry.

We just exchange wary glances.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Do you post a bunch of food posts that you then take down?

No. I just reblog especially delicious looking food, on occasion, when it crosses my dash. I don’t seek it out or anything. But I love food. I’m a foodie, so sometimes I post pictures of the food I’ve made. It’s never been an issue except for lately. 

Look, I’ll do my best to tag food. But I might forget, I am forgetful. But I’ll try.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

I wonder what it’s like to be markruffalo and to log onto tumblr and see stuff like this. 

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

funnyordie:

via PopFizzTV’s Comic-Con 2014 Nerd Roundup

Initially, I’ll was like “morgan why did you reblog this jerk” and then I saw the rest and YES.