Waffle Gravy

danbutt:

mszombi:

Look at this little goblin

this cat looks like a sock puppet

-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

I love you, Bucky.

worrystories:

Flowering Shrubs and Plants, James Kimrey Hindle (After Jan Van Eyck)

worrystories:

Flowering Shrubs and Plants, James Kimrey Hindle (After Jan Van Eyck)

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

oh my god he’s so proud of himself i’m going to die

asgardianmoon:

pizzaparty2014:

last-on-your-lips:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
I BOUGHT IT
MONTHS AGO
TRIED IT ONCE
I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE
IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER
IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 
IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT
AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
I READ THE DIRECTIONS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT
I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE
TURNS OUT
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST
WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)
IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW
AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)
AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS
AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM
IT WAS A MIRACLE 
THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST
IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING
AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME
AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY
THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

I USE THIS SHIT
AND NO
IT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR THREE TO FIVE MEALS.
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR DATE
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR MARTINI AND EVERY BEER YOU DRINK.
IT EVEN SURVIVES BLOW JOBS.
IT WON’T STAY ON A GLASS SO YOU CAN GO ASSASSINATE SOMEBODY AND DRINK THEIR WINE. GO CATWOMAN. JUST DO IT.
BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

IF YOU CANT GET IT OFF TRY A LITTLE BIT OF TOOTHPASTE, IT CAN BE USED FOR A LOT MORE THINGS THEN JUST TEETH

IF THE TOOTHPASTE DOESN’T WORK, TRY USING BABY OIL. SERIOUSLY, I LOVE THIS STUFF.

I’ve never seen such passion for lipstick

asgardianmoon:

pizzaparty2014:

last-on-your-lips:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

I BOUGHT IT

MONTHS AGO

TRIED IT ONCE

I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

I READ THE DIRECTIONS

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

TURNS OUT

YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

IT WAS A MIRACLE 

THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME

AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY

THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

I USE THIS SHIT

AND NO

IT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR THREE TO FIVE MEALS.

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR DATE

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR MARTINI AND EVERY BEER YOU DRINK.

IT EVEN SURVIVES BLOW JOBS.

IT WON’T STAY ON A GLASS SO YOU CAN GO ASSASSINATE SOMEBODY AND DRINK THEIR WINE. GO CATWOMAN. JUST DO IT.

BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

IF YOU CANT GET IT OFF TRY A LITTLE BIT OF TOOTHPASTE, IT CAN BE USED FOR A LOT MORE THINGS THEN JUST TEETH

IF THE TOOTHPASTE DOESN’T WORK, TRY USING BABY OIL. SERIOUSLY, I LOVE THIS STUFF.

I’ve never seen such passion for lipstick

cephalopodlovesong:

the saga continues

save me

Supernatural fandom right now

asgardianmoon:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

image

Accurate.

When are we not like that?

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

becontentwithoutperfection:

feelings right now after the gabriel situation

image

the writers basically gave us an ice cream cone then swatted it out of our hands

asgardianmoon:

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

image

I’d read that.

Lookit how big those paws are

Lookit how big those paws are